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Your mothers so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.

Your mom is so fat, she is on both sides of the family.

Your mom is like a TV a 2 year old can turn her on.

I walked in your house and said "Dam its chilly outside" so your mom ran and got a bowl. lol your mom is so fat, when she took up rollerblading, people confused her for a tank

your mom is so fat, when she puts on a malcolm X t-shirt, helicopters try landing on her your mom is so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! Your mom is so fat, the gynecologist has to put up scaffolding to do the job!

Your mom is so fat, she's got her own zip code.
Your mom is so stupid, she failed a urine test!

Your mom is so stupid, she tripped on a cordless phone.

Your mom's armpits are so hairy, she looks like she's got Don King in a headlock.
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