2nd Wedding Jokes

It is an old married couple who celebrate their 50 year's wedding anniversary ... The man asked his wife:

After so much time spent together, you can confess if you cheated on me ...

His wife said haltingly:

- Remember that the loan for the house we had been refused and, two days later, the banker rang and said it was accepted?!

Ok ..... So, you did wrong only once?

- Nope ... The time when you almost lost your job ... the following week, your boss told you that you kept iy and you have never been bothered ever since ... Well ...

- Ok, twice but more for good causes, I forgive you ... Is that all?

- Nope. Do you remember when you started on the electoral roll?

- Yes, so what?

- Well, at the beginning you missed 2500 votes...