Bill Clinton’s Jog

Bill Clinton was taking a late evening jog when he chanced to spot a very attractive young lady standing on a street corner. Seizing the opportunity he goes up to her and starts a conversation. It doesn’t take long for him to find out that she is a prostitute.

“Well,” says Bill, “How much do you charge?”
“One hundred and fifty dollars.”
“One hundred and fifty dollars!” Bill exclaims.
“Yes, one hundred and fifty dollars.”
“I can’t believe you charge one hundred and fifty dollars,” he says.
“Well, how much do you think it should cost?” she asks.
“About ten dollars.”
“Ten dollars!” she cries, “Sorry, it’s one hundred and fifty dollars.”
“Do you know who I am?” he asks.
“No.”
“I am Bill Clinton, President of the United States of America,” he proclaims.
“Well I’m sorry but it is still one hundred and fifty dollars.”

Bill shakes his head and continues his jog. About a week later he is out jogging late in the evening again, but this time Hillary decides to join him. Bill sees that the same prostitute is standing on the street corner again and decides to steer Hillary away from her, so they jog on the opposite side of the street. As luck would have it, the prostitute spots him and takes off after the two of them. Sweating and panting, the President urges Hillary to run faster and faster, but his own strength begins to fade. At last, she catches up to them, confronting Clinton with an
evil smile, looking back and forth between him and the First Lady.

“Didn’t I tell you?” she gloats. “See what 10 bucks will get you?”