A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone
when a local police cruiser pulled her over. The
police officer who walked up to the car also
happened to be a blonde. She asked for the blonde's
driver's license.The driver searched frantically in
her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde
policewoman, "What does a driver's license look
like?'Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy,
it's got your picture on it!"
The blonde driver
frantically searched her purse again and found a
small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She
held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be
my driver's license", then handed it to the blonde
policewoman.
The blonde cop looked in the mirror,
handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free
to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer
too, we could have avoided all of this."